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woman: I find chocolate to be the most sensual food
man: yeah?
woman: totally
man: here's some chocolate
woman: whoops, my pants just fell off

woman: do you like art?
man: do you mean like batman comics and paintings of space?
woman: yes
man: I guess so
woman: whoops, my pants just fell off