dangerbin.com's term of the day:
"Ass crack and nut sack"
Expression used to describe being naked.
Example: So I'm at the new community centre and I think I'm opening the door to the shower room, but instead it's a room full of seniors playing bingo. So I'm standing there ass crack and nut sack and this old lady yells out "Bingo!". You had to be there, bro. So funny.