Whenever John Travolta appears in a G-rated movie, they should blur out his chin.

"Clap if you hate audience participation!"

Battle of the Smells: Homeless guy nutsack or Whoopi Goldberg?

Do you know what is worse than Hitler? ME NOT WINNING THIS ARGUMENT.

Is this a bad sign? Visa called me saying that they noticed I hadn't been to the liquor store this week and could I confirm my identity.

FOR SALE: INVISIBLE SPY PEN

You send me $75 cash, I send you one genuine 100% invisible spy pen. It will be sent in a plain manilla envelop without a return address. Be careful when you open it that the invisible pen doesn't fall out or you may not be able to find it again.

Proof that it works:



* Note: Invisible spy pen reading glasses sold separately ($200).