Know-it-all Alex Trebek's comedy bit: "I know what the deal is with airline food."

Have you ever gone back and watched clips of He-Man and G.I. Joe on youtube? It turns out that as children, we were all gay.

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Alex Trebek is retiring from Jeopardy… What are things I don't care about?

Battle of the chins: Jay Leno vs China

Average age of someone who enjoyes watching MMA: 21
Average age of someone who enjoyes watching baseball: 45
Average age of someone who enjoyes watching golf: deceased

Bank statement, you are boring and depressing… that is a shreddable offence.