Slacker horror movie: The Shrugging

The smartest man is the man who knows that he knows nothing, unless he is retarded.

Once, I was the world's youngest person.

The other day I was at my laptop listening to music on my mp3 player. It got too loud and I tried to use the laptop volume control to lower the mp3 player volume. Hilarious, right? Ok, I made that up. For the true story, replace "mp3 player" with "wife" and "volume control" with "life support".